Monster Cocks Review (Sex Toys For Horror Fans)

While doing my research on new and unique sex toys to play around with, I ran into a relatively new adult toy store called Monster Cocks.

As I was scrolling through their website, I couldn’t help but be instantly impressed, and quite a few of their toys caught my eye.

What I noticed is that the products are based on scary monsters and fictional beasts that are meant to stir up the kind of fantasies nobody talks about.

And if you have already read my previous reviews on Bad Dragon products as well as Geeky Sex Toys, you might have probably noticed I am really into everything that has to do with fantasy sex toys.

Therefore, I finally made myself sit down and start typing about everything I gathered about this horror-inspired sex toy store.

Here’s my detailed Monster-Cocks review…

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Review Summary

  • Unique niche for sex toys
  • High-quality products/material
  • Fantastic designs
  • Super unique products

What Are Monster Cocks?

Monster Cocks is a horror pop culture line of sex toys founder by the co-owner of Abyss Creations (the manufacturer behind RealDoll), Michael.

With over a decade in the special effects industry and huge respect for the idea of sexual expression, the founder decided to merge his two interests and start creating his horror pleasure products as a tribute to the scary and grotesque.

Using high-quality materials, methods, and techniques that RealDoll is known for, the first product for Monster-Cocks was created back in 2017.

After some time of wrapping it all together, Monster Cocks launched its first official line of products in late 2018 known as the “Series 1” set.

The line consists of 5 horror-themed dildos, 3 butt plugs, and two male masturbators known as the “Monsterbators”.

Abyss Creations is known for its innovation in the sex industry as well as recognized for the uniqueness and high standards and the Monster Cocks line of products is certainly no stranger to that level of sophistication.

They are currently working on two new series of products that are expected to be released by the end of this year.

What Makes Monster Cocks Unique?

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If you have never been on the Monster-Cocks website, you probably haven’t seen the prices on their products. And if you have, you probably felt like something slapped you across your face out of nowhere.

While they are definitely out there with their prices, Monster-Cocks is a manufacturer of truly unique products that makes strange, beautiful, and fantastical creations come to life.

Their products are definitely something that drifts away from being a simple sex toy and, instead, gets closer into the “piece of art” realm. A little something you want to keep on display for Halloween month.

And while it may not be everyone’s cup of tea, Monster-Cocks products really do surpass many other monster dildos I’ve seen on different online sex toy stores in terms of exceptional design, high-quality materials, and incredible attention to details, all carefully handcrafted by true professionals in their field.

These products are definitely for someone with strong fantasies about fictional scary creatures and someone that doesn’t mind splurging on a true masterpiece.

This may be the most expensive fantasy-themed product you will ever try so if you have burning fantasies to fill and you want an impeccable professional special effects quality products, Monster-Cocks may be something you want to check out.

5 Great Horror Sex Toys From Monster-Cocks.com

Here are several suggestions for the Monster-Cocks products that particularly caught my eye:

#1 Bitten; $375

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Bitten is inspired by creatures of the night and it’s the only remained part of the last male vampire. However, you don’t need to worry about using it in the sunlight as it definitely won’t burst into flames.

Bitten is made out of the highest-grade materials like platinum grade silicone, the over 1000 years-old lover is non-porous, body-safe, and extremely durable.

Though the testicles are made from very firm silicone, the shaft is squishy enough that you can easily bend it and flop it around.

It has 6.25 inches insertable length and 1.25-inch girth.

Its girth boasts some prominent textured designs including the massive vein that’s stretching across the body and the two very distinct bite marks from whatever lady decided to quench her thirst on this poor creature some thousand years ago.

The hand-painted blood detail looks as fresh as anything, but Monster-Cocks swears it has been fully drained of blood ages ago.

#2 Pharaoh’s Staff; $375

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Pharaoh’s Staff was inspired by ancient Egypt, however, it tells a tale of a cursed remain of a body part that’s also endowed with an immense amount of supernatural power.

Made out of platinum grade silicone, the Pharaoh’s Staff is non-porous, body-safe, and very durable. It boasts a 7-inch insertable length and a rather thick, 2-inch girth.

It features a prominent textured design along with an embedded black tarantula resting on the shaft, a fat head and a comparatively modest pair of balls etched with matching texture and a little decoration of what seems to be some sort of an ancient bug.

It has a squishy shaft that you can easily bend and flop around and firm silicone that makes up the base.

#3 The Nightmare; $375

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Horrible fate fell upon The Nightmare as it was tortured and burned to a crisp for his allegedly terrible acts. It is now back to haunt your dreams and ravage your body.

A hand-crafted and a one-of-a-kind piece of art, the Nightmare is made out of platinum grade silicone like every other silicone dildo from Monster-Cocks. That makes it non-porous, body-safe, and extremely durable.

This beastly, intimidating, and revenge-seeking dildo is clearly designed to give you intense and unstoppable orgasms with it’s prominent ropey and textured design, and realistic, tapered head.

It has a 6-inch insertable length and measures 1.75-inch girth. The Nightmare is deliciously bendable and it’s surface patterns will gently rub your insides rather than scrape uncomfortably.

#4 Devil Tail Butt Plug; $199

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And the award for the most creative and perfectly designed butt plug definitely goes to the Devil Tail by Monster-Cocks.

Whether for intense sexual sensation or simply something you wear when you’re trying to surprise the monster under your bed, this hand made butt plug will be sure to feed your dark side with the attention it craves.

Designed with stainless steel and perfectly smooth to the touch, this devilish product will definitely help you explore the dark side well-equipped.

#5 Blood Sucker Monsterbator; $250

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The Blood Sucker Monsterbator is yet another unique product I actually admire. It looks fierce and more than ready to drain your warm juices.

It is designed to get your blood pumping and your senses heightened. The Blood Sucker is made out of platinum-grade silicone that is body-safe, non-porous, and extremely durable.

The outer layer is made out of firm silicone that allows you to adjust your member just how tight you need it to be.

Monster Cocks’ Shipping Information

While googling my ass off in order to find out a bit more about the shipping details, I, unfortunately, didn’t run into any kind of useful information regarding shipping.

The website seems to have several reviews on their products from what appear to be several happy costumers.

However, I did manage to find out that they offer discreet shipping and they send their products neatly sealed in a plastic bag and packed in an unmarked brown box.

Monster Cocks Alternatives

If you still want to have yourself a sweet escape from the real world and enter inside the world of fantasy sex toys without breaking your bank with the brutally high Monster-Cocks prices, here are some cheaper alternatives for you to check out:

Bad Dragon:

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Bad Dragon is a well-known adult toy story that designs enhancement products that aim to recreate the genitalia of fantasy creatures.

The majority of their products are based on dragons (as the name would imply), but they also feature other fictional beasts and animals.

Bad Dragon is most popular for the vast variety of shapes and textures they offer which is unlike anything you have seen before.

Besides that, they also have an option where you can choose your desired sex toy and fully customize it for a personalized experience.

This really cool feature gives enough life of its own for people to identify with their choice and develop their own characters, fantasies, and situations to enjoy.

Geeky Sex Toys:

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Collecting shirts, mugs, lamps, and whatnot merch from our favourite show or movie franchise is out of the door and quickly replaced by sex toys.

With new sex toy companies stepping on the scene almost daily, it isn’t even a surprise that somebody thought of creating sex toys that accommodate physical needs along catering to all things nerdy.

If geeky fantasies are your thing and you’ve finally decided to treat yourself with a special something, go ahead and check out my ultimate list of geeky sex toys that are certainly going to blow your nerdy mind.

Final Words

This Monster-Cocks review was truly something new, innovative, and rather exciting line of products I thoroughly enjoyed writing about.

I would love to hear if you’ve had the chance to experiment with some of the mentioned toys as well as what do you think of them, so as always, don’t forget to drop a comment down below and share your opinions.

Have fun exploring!

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