Penis Shaped Bongs & Drip Tips For Vaping (Because Why Not?)

So me and my girl have recently decided to stop smoking. However, we wanted to quit smoking tobacco so we said we should at least get our first bong to be able to enjoy some late night herb (as we do).

Now since I am researching sex toys all day, I was curious to see if there were any penis-shaped bongs available and to my surprise; there actually are plenty online.

Just for the sake of it, today I want to share with you a few “dick bongs” (and penis drip tips for vaping) that you may want to get.

These make for a funny gag gift for a friend or even for personal use. I have been reviewing a lot of weird shit lately on this website so I will definitely not judge you if you want to suck on a penis bong pipe in the middle of your living room.

With that said; here are some of the best-looking penis bongs we have found online.

The Penis Novelty Glass Bong

Penis Novelty glass Bong

  • Material: Glass
  • Price: $39.99 (currently on sale)
  • Where To Find It: PuggingBird.com

The Multicolored Ceramic Penis Bong

ceramic glass dildo bong

The Glass Penis Bong (2 Sizes)

glass penis bongs 2

The Artisan Penis Drip Tips (For Vaping)

penis drip tips for vaping

  • Material: Ceramic Glass
  • Price: $25
  • Where To Find It: Vapes.com

How To Buy These Bongs?

All the above bongs can be found using the links provided with each one. If you are looking to actually buy one, you may also want to visit Amazon.com and see what they offer there as well.

(They have some wood penis-shaped bongs which are pretty cool as well).

If you are worried about shipping discretion, don’t worry; all companies mentioned above have strict discretion when it comes to shipping and there’s no way anyone can tell what’s in your package (not sure about Amazon though).

How To Use These “Sex Bongs”

Penis Shaped Bongs
Actress Amanda Seyfried Using A Penis-Shaped Bong in The Movie Ted 2.

I’ll tell you how NOT to use them first;

Do NOT use these penis-shaped bongs for anything except that what they are intended to.

Do not use them (or insert) them anywhere they should NOT go.

Remember, these are mostly made of glass and glass – with tightness – can easily break. You do not want to find yourself heading to the emergency room with a broken glass dildo stuck inside of you.

Now, just in case you have never used bongs before, here is a safe way you can use them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWZOQMU4S8

A Few More Novelty Sex Toys

I will be doing a few more round-ups of novelty sex toys in the future for sure but for now, if you are looking to see what else is out there, you can visit the Gag Gift section at StagShop.com.

In Closing

I hope you enjoyed this quick post about penis-shaped bongs, and as I said; ONLY use these toys for their intended purpose.

Have fun.

While you’re here, you may also want to check out some of our other sex toy reviews here.

PS: If you’re a cam girl, adding a few gag toys such as the ones on your list will surely give you an extra entertaining edge about the rest. If you’re interested in becoming a cam girl but not yet sure about it, take a look at our “How To Become A Cam Girl” Guide.

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