So let me put you in on sex machines, and real ones, not like the one your ex claimed to be but never quite lived up to the promise.
First things first, when it comes to sex machines, you need to choose the right one for you. This can be said for any sex toy, but sex machines are truly special and need to be perfect.
So how do you do that without having to scroll through dozens of articles and read hundreds of customer reviews? Well, take a look at the list I have for you.
After doing exhaustive research and actually reading through multiple customer reviews sites, I’ve compiled a list of the ten best sex machines you should check out:
HiSmith – Premium Sex Machine – $430
The HiSmith Premium Sex Machine is a strong favorite among sex toy enthusiasts. The machine features a durable and robust motor that will deliver back and forth thrusts and up to 240 strokes per minute.
It also lets you be in complete control of the speed by using the remote or the smartphone app, and you can adjust the angle of the dildo that’s included in the box to enjoy a more customized sexual experience.
The Premium Sex Machine is also quiet for what it is, and at only 40 dB at max power, it will reach every speed you want without making you uncomfortable or worried that someone might hear you.
The machine is also easy and straightforward to assemble, so don’t worry if you are not an expert in putting things together. You will figure it out in no time.
HiSmith – Pro Traveler 2.0 – $170
Another banger by HiSmith is their Pro Traveler 2.0.
This nifty little device has an adjustable shaft that allows you to choose angles from 0 to 120 degrees. It also has a suction cup so that you can attach it to most flat surfaces and enjoy a quickie on the go.
Lastly, if you want, it can also be used as a handheld machine because it’s so versatile yet easy to hold and handle.
Furthermore, the motor is powerful and will deliver three-speed patterns and eight thrusting patterns, but if this is not enough for you, you can also control it via the HiSmith mobile app and enjoy a wider variety of playful options.
The only downside is that it can be a little loud, so you need to choose carefully where you’re going to use it if you don’t want to be heard.
Doc Johnson – Kink Fucking Machine – Power Banger – $400
A long-lasting, fast-fucking machine, the Kink Power Banger by Doc Johnson serves up almost 200 thrusts per minute and has four suction cups to keep it steady in place on smooth surfaces.
A twist-dial control lets you turn from slow up to high speed while the thrusting arm adjusts to offer many angles of penetration, from missionary to doggy style and anything in between.
This 5-pound sex machine is 16 inches long by 9 inches wide by 7 inches tall, so it’s easier to store discreetly.
Power Banger uses a US power cord but comes with a universal power supply adapter included.
The love-bot machine uses a Vac-U-Lock adapter to hold any Vac-holed dildo securely, but these are sold separately, so take a look at these suggestions of Vac-U-Lock dildos if you want to equip yourself with everything at one go.
Mod Love – Deluxe Thruster Kit Sex Machine – $420
Designed for versatile play, the Mod Love Deluxe Thruster Kit includes a high-power thrusting motor, a sturdy metal frame, and strong suction cup attachments.
The thrusting motor truly packs a punch by delivering over 200 strokes per minute for maximum stimulation. Besides that, it can be handheld, too, and it can easily be turned into a dildo-drill that’s perfect for intense partner play.
Lightweight at 6 pounds, the Mod Love Thruster features adjustable positions when mounted. When you’ve found your ideal angle, all you need to do is tilt it and lock it in place.
The love machine uses a Vac-U-Lock adapter to securely hold any Vac-holed dildo, but it also includes a smooth silicone Mod Wand dildo to get you started with.
The Mod Love Deluxe Thruster plugs into a wall and includes an AC adapter, meaning your play won’t have to end because you forgot to charge your love-bot.
Master Series – The Dicktator Extreme Sex Machine – $500
The Dicktator is a sex machine that provides pounding, penetrating pleasure at the control of your fingertips.
This machine is powerful and boasts a durable steel frame, adjustable mounting arm, and tons of speed and power options that give you the chance to explore and find your tempo.
The mounting arm adjusts in length and height to fit you and your partner perfectly, and you can even adjust the thrust length, which can be great for depth play.
Additionally, depending on your mood, you can use the multi-speed dial to cycle through various thrusting speeds, from slow and sensual to rapid and ravishing.
The kit also comes equipped with a thick veiny dildo made from squishy soft TPE material and screws onto the thrusting arm.
The Tremor Package – $850
The Tremor sex machine is one of the most affordable saddles that’s also the best value for money, despite the retro and somewhat outdated design.
The machine comes with a single hand remote that’s easy to use and makes it seamless to control the thrusts and speed of penetration. The cover is made of Silicone, a non-porous material that’s better quality than TPE and PVC.
Furthermore, the A-frame design enhances your comfort as you ride the machine by regulating the penetration depth.
It’s also compatible with several attachments, making it possible to customize Tremor based on your taste and preferences.
LoveBotz – Saddle Deluxe Riding Sex Machine with Dual Attachments – $860
LoveBotz Saddle Deluxe is a high-powered piece of vibrating machinery that will take you on the ride of your life through two different attachments that offer various types of stimulation.
The first attachment is a dildo that has a smooth shaft and a bulbous head and is perfect for penetration. The textured base provides extra stimulation to the sensitive exterior.
The second accessory is a non-penetrative clitoral bump that is particularly exciting for those who enjoy grinding or humping during masturbation and sex.
Lastly, the controller allows you to hang on tight while you cycle through five vibration speeds and five pulsations, but it also detaches via a retractable coil so that you can conveniently increase or decrease the speed, even as you flail in ecstasy.
LoveBotz – Deluxe Versa Fuk Supercharged Sex Machine Kit – $1,000
Deluxe Fuk Sex Machine Kit by LoveBotz is a truly luxurious and versatile sex machine that lets you enjoy countless positions.
The sex machine can be tilted horizontally or vertically so you can be taken from multiple angles, and the thrusting powerhouse is driven by a strong motor that will pound you into submission with a mighty 300 strokes per minute.
The Fuk Machine also comes with an extension rod that adds additional 8 inches of reach, which can be great if you are into depth play.
Grip-tight support pads hold the machine securely in place, and the easy-twist knobs allow you to quickly adjust the angles even while in the heat of the moment.
Lastly, your love-bot machine comes with two attachments that securely lock in place the realistic dildo also included in the package and a tapered anal penetrator.
Sybian – Classic Black Sybian Package – $1,500
The Sybian Package is a kit that contains all you’ll ever need to achieve orgasm while riding a mechanical bronco.
The package comes with a powerful vibration machine and four different attachments ranging from dildos to clitoral stimulators.
This fuck saddle is comfortable and made from skin-friendly TPE. Also, it is handcrafted and comes in several pretty colors.
The Sybian can handle up to 500 pounds of weight and is incredibly stable. There’s also a five-year warranty on all the parts, and you can purchase a lifetime warranty if you want to feel even safer.
However, the Sybian is a wild and pretty loud stallion, meaning you’ll likely have to make sure no one else is in the house before commencing your playtime.
Cowgirl Premium Riding Sex Machine – $1,500
The Cowgirl Premium Riding Sex Machine is definitely one of the best sex machines out there as it is all prepped to give you the ride of your life.
I’m amazed at how the inventors managed to think of absolutely everything a sex machine lover would want.
This riding machine is comfortable and set up to vibrate in six different patterns, which can be controlled with a wired push-button device.
Your favorite settings can be locked, so you don’t accidentally change them while riding or shaking in orgasm.
The Cowgirl also comes with two different attachments; a compatible dildo with a rotating head and a Rawhide, which is specially designed for clitoral and labial stimulations.
The Cowgirl’s material is made of medical-grade silicone, and it can handle up to 400lbs of weight. But besides using it solo, your partner can also get in on it with an app that allows you to play with the controls from a distance.